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EV-Zero: diss guy, taged me ^^ not sure why but im game for something fun to do.
How to do this:
1. Go to www.randompokemon.com
2. Select 'Generate 1 Pokémon"
3. Select 'All Regions'
4. Select 'All Types'
5. Click 'Generate' to get a random Pokémon!
1. This Pokémon is you:
BRE BRE~ im a umbreon
2. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Chesnaught: you and me bud together forever
me: ALRIIIIGHT ^^ beat up the scary guys he eh
3. This Pokémon is your crush:
Kyurem Black:...
me: eyyyyy~ *trying to flirt*
Kyurem Black:no *turns head*
me: damn *ears droop*
4. This Pokémon is the most popular in the school:
Ralts:heh~ im the best at EVRYTHING i do
me: TnT ....
5. This Pokémon is the class loser:
Deoxys Speed: *sigh* i can never catch a brake
me: nope, not even in your speed form HA AHUAH OCO
6. This Pokémon hates you for no reason:
QuagsireFFF LOSER!
me: ... fack off pissant >:T you and your stupid face
7. This Pokémon is the foreign exchange student:
Pidove: hello all
me: in english please?
pidove: hello?
me: .... yea no, sorry i don't understand you
Pidove: TnT
8. This Pokémon is the most athletic in the school:
Porygon: I WAS DESIGNED for speed!
me: makes sence with a cut body like that OUO
9. This Pokémon is the richest in the school:
Electabuzz:heh~ i OWN this town
me: <_< how many times a night do you practice saying that in front of the mirror in your undies huh?
10. This Pokémon is always stoned:
Ivysaur: dude~ like real talk~ is it Canadianism if i smoke myself?
me: *is also stoned* errrrrrrrrrrrrr~ dude naw .... wait what?
11. This Pokémon is the quiet kid you never see:
Grovyle: *wringing his hands behind a locker*
me: *looks around* ... could of swore i heard something.
Grovyle: |*3 gona cut ya~
me: *turns around* O AO.... OA O;
12. This Pokémon is the popular girl:
Goodra: im a boss ass bi***~
me: BI*** HOW?!
13. This Pokémon is your lab partner:
Spiritomb: ... you'l be the 745th lab partner ive had ....
me: *shivers* c can i have a new lab partner?
14. You sit next to this Pokémon for some reason:
Binacle: *nomming sandwich*
me: *also nomming sandwich but is umbreon so im cooler then a stupid rock thing, and he knows it to~*
15. This Pokémon is the smartest/geekiest kid in the school:
Lombre: *ajusting glasses* did you know, the moon has moon quakes and also infuses you with special pow-
me: OMG ALLEN SHUT UP no one cares! *paws on ears*
16. This Pokémon is the most emo in school:
Elekid: ... life is a dark abiss with no escape and life would be so much be-
me: who invited you?...
17. This Pokémon flirts with everyone:
Magmortar: hey~ the only thing hotter then me right now is your tail he he~
me
///A///O i ... im not gay
Magmortar: yet~
me: I NEED AN ADULT!
18. This Pokémon loves to spread drama:
Thundurus Therian: so i heard that umbreon~ *whisper whisper whisper*
me: *behind lockers* .... you bitch >:C
19. This Pokémon dropped out/left this year:
Solgaleo: *Solgaleo has made his apeirance in the new game sun and moon*
me: *sets news paper down* huh ... well he really did get that acting job :T ...
20. This Pokémon is the multi-talented kids:
Dialga:i can controle time~ and i can bake cake~
me: f***ing how?
21. This Pokémon hates school and won’t hesitate to tell you:
braveary: GOD I HATE SCHOOL WHY CANT I JUST GO GET MY GED AND FRIKEN FIGHT THE COMMIES!
me: ..... why do i hang out with you? again?
braveary:AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
22. This Pokémon is friends with everybody but you don’t like them:
Lotad: lets go to the park friends! *hops away*
me: I hate you so much~ *pops out of trashcan* gerrrrrrrr
23. This Pokémon is the class clown:
Steelix Mega: HA HA guys look i can do a flop~
me: *nervous stifled laugh* its either laugh or have your bones broken~ *droopy ears*
24. This Pokémon tries to be a hipster:
Cherrim:hey guuuuuuys~ ive got dark coffee with no creemer and black rimmed glasses~
me: .... your not cool and no one thinks your cool mk?
25. This Pokémon loves to talk with you:
Marowak: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
me: *nod nod nod nod nod nod nod*
Marowak: are you even listening? dude? SHes totaly into you
me: mhm hm yea yea. WAIT WH-
26. This Pokémon is the slacker:
Hoopa: meh~ ill just wait till last minute
me: ... well you do controle portals though space and time so i ... i guess you could? *taps chin*
27. This Pokémon is constantly getting in trouble:
Goldeen: COME ON m8! ill fawken WRECK ye! dont TINK so?! ill SCRU YA! *flopping franticly on the floor*
teacher: ... goldsteen get to class
Goldeen: MAKE ME! *flop flop flop*
28. This Pokémon is the teacher that has it out for you:
Shinx: now class turn to page 346, AND O'RILEY! TRY TO KEEP UP! this time ok? *uses intimidate*
me: *shivers* u uh huh *attack lowers*
29. This Pokémon is your favorite teacher:
Hakamo-o:and that was about the 4th time i beat up a beartic~
me: *happy tail wag* duuuuuuuuude your so coooool
Hakamo-o: ha ha jess, call me coach~
30. This Pokémon loves to party:
Victini: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEA whos ready to get down to party brUUUUUUUUH~ he he
me: WOOOOO *pumped on Victini's aura* YEEaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LETs DO things ^^
31. This Pokémon likes everyone but you:
Paras: ... bitch~
me: shroom head >:T
paras:freek~
me: *points* HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF?!
32. This Pokémon likes to play guitar all the time:
Snivy:*strums his guitar*
me:must be hard with stubby arms ^^
Snivy: >:t *slaps with vine whip*
me:
w@ ow~
33. This Pokémon used to be your friend:
Gardevoir Mega: *passes by me withought speeking or looking back*
me:*i look back* ... i looked back and always did but you don't ... was it really that bad? *sigh*
34. This Pokémon has a crush on you:
Tepig:hey~ cute stuff
me: ... n no he he nooooo *scoots away* noooo *gets up* noooo *leaves the room* noooo
Tepig: *phone rings and answers* hello?
me:*over the phone* nooooooooo
35. This Pokémon is your biggest competition:
Espeon: hmpH~ your nothing compaired to me
me: we'll see about that wont we HUH ESPEON!
Espeon: doutful~ *smirk*
me: gerrrrrrr *clenches paw*
36. This Pokémon is just weird:
Barbaracle: .... *shouting* MY ARMS AND LEGS ARE ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE... IT HURTS WHEN I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK
me: ... c-chil? ... please?
37. This Pokémon tries to act like they're cool:
Noibat: heh~ like bro i just got asked to a highschool party, BY Sinior~ chicks
me: *drinking a coke* did not .... :T
38. This Pokémon friend-zoned you:
Blaziken Mega: its not me its you, you know your to sweet and cute to be my boyfriend im sorry *jumps away*
me: OuO....*lays down*.....OuO; *try not to cry*.... QwQ *crys a lot*
39. This Pokémon eats way too much:
Ho-oh: *eating a ton o stuff*
me: your gona get sooooooooooo sick dude
40. This Pokémon always thinks they're right:
Medicham Mega: *is right*
me: *agrees cause i don't wana bet beat to death*
41. This Pokémon thinks they have so many issues:
Hypno: *sigh* im no good some times
me:don't you dare
Hypno: im so wierd
me: stop it~!
Hypno: i don't think im ever gona get anywhere
me: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!
Hypno: auahahhhah~!
42. This Pokémon backstabbed you:
Dragonair: its nothing personal. its just. business
me: the worst part about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies. *sad bre face*
Dragonair: we were never friends.
43. This Pokémon you respect the most:
Houndoom Mega: YA GOTA stand tall and be tough for the ones you care about most, ya dig?
me: QUQ y yea , your so cooooooooool~
44. This Pokémon will talk to you in real life but won’t respond to your texts:
me: DUDE! why do you never respond to my texts?
Wooper: ....TnT ... you fawcken serious?
me: .... well!?
45. This Pokémon is the exact opposite of you:
Cosmog: muahahahhahah~ i am your evil oposite
me: .... *waves paw though it*
Cosmog: AUUAUGUAHH! no my weeeeeekneeeeee~ *disapears*
46. This Pokémon texts you back right away:
me: text me....
Shelmet: ok
47. This Pokémon is on your sports team:
Smeargle: *paints the soccer ball*
me: bruh, why?
Smeargle: its nicer this way
48. This Pokémon you only meet at parties:
Skarmory: he he~ hey nice to see you again~
me: auuuuuuuuh mettal broooooo~
49. This Pokémon looks up to you:
Fennekin: your so cool, your so brave, your so handsome and stuff i wish i was like you~
me: dawwww stop it *paw paps him*
50. This Pokémon tells you to tag people:
Oricorio:hey hey.... hey jess
me: what?
Oricorio: tag people.... do it.
me: kay. *gets on computer to do that*
TAGS!
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AkiTheFlareon: :iconJames-the-Typhlosion: :iconUmbreonBandana: <------ quite interested to see what this merits
:iconBraixel:
you all have been selected at random~ have fun, do the thing or don't ^^ but either way enjoy